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Reggie
(the
red nosed Postman)
New Words by Geoff Edkins
New Words © 1999 by Geoff Edkins
To be fair this one didn’t reach
number one
but we thought we would
include it especially for Reg as the
story
seemed appropriate.
Reggie the red nosed postie had a
very fine
moustache
And if you ever saw it you would have
to
stare and gasp
My, how the Roy’l Mail bosses made
him work
right through the night
They went and kept poor Reggie and his
whiskers
out of sight
Down the pub one Christmas Eve the
barman
turned and said
“Reggie, with your whiskers fine will
you
strain this cloudy wine?”
My how the others loved him cheered
and shouted
out his name
“Reggie the red-nosed Postie, may your
whiskers
never change”
Reggie the red nosed postie had a
very fine
moustache
And if you ever saw it you would have
to
stare and gasp
My, how the Roy’l Mail bosses made
him work
right through the night
They went and kept poor Reggie and his
whiskers
out of sight
Down the pub one Christmas Eve the
barman
turned and said
“Reggie, with your facial hair will
you
strain this cloudy beer?”
My how the others loved him and
they shouted
out with glee
“Reggie the red-nosed Postie, you'll
go
down in history!“